I'm a pretty patient person, I mean Christ sakes, I have two and a half children. And by the time this is read, it might end up being three. But by Christ, I can't stand it when people try to martyr themselves.
I have a specific person in mind, and those of you who read this have a damn good idea of whom I speak. Today, that person, rather than come upstairs out of the 90 degree weather, decided to remain prone on our fabric couch and sweat and practically expire. We were upstairs in AC just chilling so we were ok. When we came downstairs to get the day going (after the kids' naps) There this person was. Weak and barely able to ask me for "a cool cloth." God, I almost punched her in her smug, fucking face! It's like 1) I control the weather and it's my fault for not makingg it cool enough, 2) It's m fault for not having air conditioning downstairs like a normal human being, 3) I'm now forced to wait on her to get her "back to normal" MOTHER FUCKER!
She could have easily gotten off the couch when she got back from her shopping spree to come upstairs and sit in one of the two air conditioned rooms in the house. She could have easily sat outside where the breeze is nice and the porch is comfortable. But no, Madame Martyr decided to expire on the couch. I then suggested to her that she go upstairs and sit in the AC for a while to cool off. She replied, wearily "I just can't". HOLY MOTHER FUCKING TITTIE CHRIST!
This is an incided that caps off a lot of things with this person, as my loyal Reader(s) know. THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME! If it isn't one thing, it's another. How she eats, which is like shit and that causes her to have sugar ups and down, making her weak. Does she change eating habits, no. JUST LOOKING FOR MOTHER FUCKING SYMPATHY.
It almost makes me want to just cut her out of my life forever so I don't have to deal with this shit.
MOTHER FUCKER! Sorry, it was necessary to use the language, but god dang it.
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Monday, July 5, 2010
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Mental Health Day
Today I'm taking a mental health day. My kids are out of control with their behavior, it's hot, I'm over 9 mos pregnant and I need this day. Frankly, I'm about ready to toss them in the river, figuratively speaking of course, I'd never actually HARM them.
I always wondered how those women could drown their children or leave them in a car in a river. It seem so heartless and terrible. But, truth be told, I can see how it might get to that point.
Now, you blog Nazis, I'm not going to kill my kids or harm them in anyway. If you are worried, then call to check on us. They are ensconced in their rooms (hopefully napping) as I type this. Sure, it is well ahead of their scheduled naptimes, they got up late and they didn't realy get to do TOO much today, but this is what I need to do. I want to avoid emotionally hurting them or saying or doing something I regret. So mental health day for me. All you working people can walk away from a situation when it makes you crazy. Take a break for coffee, walk around the office etc. Not us SAHM's. If we walk away from our job, we get arrested. We dont' get coffee breaks or lunch breaks, that is unless the kids are napping, but then we have other shit we have to do, like make dinner, clean up the kitchen, do laundry, vacuum or God forbid, work at home for money. So if every once in a while, we have to lock our kids in their rooms to ensure their safety and happiness, I'm all for it. Kids have cycles where they get out of control with behavior and stuff, and sometimes we need to work around that. When you are 24/7 with two little ones, it gets crazy. Having adult time is something a person like me is used to, so when there is none of that around, I grow antsy and having screaming, misbehaving kids to top it off makes the day a hell of a lot worse.
So, I'm watching Dirty Dancing, eating pretzels, and probably M&M's, drinking a soda, sitting in AC and possibly working on one of my articles, but not the other one...That can wait till I"m in a better frame of mind. Right now, I'm on a mental health break.
I always wondered how those women could drown their children or leave them in a car in a river. It seem so heartless and terrible. But, truth be told, I can see how it might get to that point.
Now, you blog Nazis, I'm not going to kill my kids or harm them in anyway. If you are worried, then call to check on us. They are ensconced in their rooms (hopefully napping) as I type this. Sure, it is well ahead of their scheduled naptimes, they got up late and they didn't realy get to do TOO much today, but this is what I need to do. I want to avoid emotionally hurting them or saying or doing something I regret. So mental health day for me. All you working people can walk away from a situation when it makes you crazy. Take a break for coffee, walk around the office etc. Not us SAHM's. If we walk away from our job, we get arrested. We dont' get coffee breaks or lunch breaks, that is unless the kids are napping, but then we have other shit we have to do, like make dinner, clean up the kitchen, do laundry, vacuum or God forbid, work at home for money. So if every once in a while, we have to lock our kids in their rooms to ensure their safety and happiness, I'm all for it. Kids have cycles where they get out of control with behavior and stuff, and sometimes we need to work around that. When you are 24/7 with two little ones, it gets crazy. Having adult time is something a person like me is used to, so when there is none of that around, I grow antsy and having screaming, misbehaving kids to top it off makes the day a hell of a lot worse.
So, I'm watching Dirty Dancing, eating pretzels, and probably M&M's, drinking a soda, sitting in AC and possibly working on one of my articles, but not the other one...That can wait till I"m in a better frame of mind. Right now, I'm on a mental health break.
Friday, March 12, 2010
We don't need no stinking baby nurse...
Seriously, wtf is a baby nurse? A friend - more of an acquaintance - has been complaining on FB that her "baby nurse" is annoying and demanding. So, I genuinely was interested in what a baby nurse was. No one got back to me. Perhaps it's a yuppie/hipster/I live in Manhattan and married a stockbroker so we can afford to have someone else care for our kid sort of thing to HIRE someone to come to your home from anywhere from 7 to 90 days to "guide" you in parenting. These bitches, I mean nurses, don't' cook, clean or anything like that. They solely care for the baby and work to "educate the new parents on caring for their new infant, assists in establishing a routine eating/sleeping/wake schedule for the baby and provides lactation consulting to breastfeeding mothers." (according to the website http://www.californianannycompany.com/babynurse.htm)
What the fuck? This was a career option????? You get paid to live in someone else's house, I'm assuming eating their food, showering, using their electricity etc, and all you have to do is basically what all of us mothers do anyway??? These shysters make upwards of like 350 bucks PER DAY for this service. Let's see, 350X30 = OVER 10,000 DOLLARS! What the hell! Shit, do that like six times a year....damn! I missed to boat I guess, I'm doing this shit for free at home, when I could be doing it for SIX FIGURES!
*Note, SOME women who do this job are in fact NURSES, getting their starts in maternity wards. Though ALL have medical backgrounds, whatever that means, and they are trained in first aid and CPR. Fuck me, like I said, missing the boat. I got CPR certs, I can do first aid, shit.
What the fuck? This was a career option????? You get paid to live in someone else's house, I'm assuming eating their food, showering, using their electricity etc, and all you have to do is basically what all of us mothers do anyway??? These shysters make upwards of like 350 bucks PER DAY for this service. Let's see, 350X30 = OVER 10,000 DOLLARS! What the hell! Shit, do that like six times a year....damn! I missed to boat I guess, I'm doing this shit for free at home, when I could be doing it for SIX FIGURES!
*Note, SOME women who do this job are in fact NURSES, getting their starts in maternity wards. Though ALL have medical backgrounds, whatever that means, and they are trained in first aid and CPR. Fuck me, like I said, missing the boat. I got CPR certs, I can do first aid, shit.
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